My idol, Shrek the sheep. He hid in a cave in New Zealand for seven years, avoiding the farmer whenever he came round during summer time to shear the other sheep in the flock. Then seven years later, a group of people came to the cave where he was hiding, got him out, took him to a TV studio and sheared him of his carefully cultivated wool live on air until he was nothing more than a quivering bald wreck- an allegory for modern existence?
